Funny Facebook Statuses

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Fri, 06 Mar 2009 21:20:22 -0500

Lonna is meditating w. Max, the Crystal Skull! 8:05pm

Fri, 06 Mar 2009 21:19:51 -0500

Lonna is meditating w. Max, the Crystal Skull! 8:05pm

Meredith is mangrine oranges[[:. 10:10pm Meredith is mangrine oranges[[:. 10:44pm Meredith is...

Fri, 06 Mar 2009 21:13:56 -0500

Meredith is mangrine oranges[[:. 10:10pm

Meredith is mangrine oranges[[:. 10:44pm

Meredith is pears[[:. 10:48pm

Meredith is :/ nervous and maybe scared bout weather :/. 10:53pm

Meredith is pears [[:. 11:19pm

Meredith is YOGURT! 2:09am

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Thu, 12 Jun 2008 02:54:17 -0400

"Trevor is A. drunk B. sober C. high B. all of the above. 1:14am"

Thu, 12 Jun 2008 02:50:53 -0400

“Trevor is A. drunk B. sober C. high B. all of the above. 1:14am”

- SAT Preparation!

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Tue, 10 Jun 2008 23:59:11 -0400

"Drew is WORKING ON A MUSIC VIDEO!!!! 11:35pm"

Tue, 10 Jun 2008 23:57:27 -0400

“Drew is WORKING ON A MUSIC VIDEO!!!! 11:35pm”

- Why so excited?

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Mon, 09 Jun 2008 22:58:00 -0400

"Michael - blood makes the grass grow green. 11:48pm"

Mon, 09 Jun 2008 22:56:44 -0400

“Michael - blood makes the grass grow green. 11:48pm”

- I hope this isn’t true…

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Sun, 08 Jun 2008 00:32:51 -0400

"David is shootin’ chinamen! And not studying for his finals fuck the world. 11:31am"

Sun, 08 Jun 2008 00:28:28 -0400

“David is shootin’ chinamen! And not studying for his finals fuck the world. 11:31am”

- David B.

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Sat, 07 Jun 2008 01:21:00 -0400

"Santiago I’m shaking I’m crying I think I’m slowly dying. 11:34pm"

Sat, 07 Jun 2008 01:17:09 -0400

“Santiago I’m shaking I’m crying I think I’m slowly dying. 11:34pm”

- Santiago Facebook

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Fri, 06 Jun 2008 01:07:11 -0400

"Jordan is sitting down to tea with Mr. Tumnus and the Eternal Poker beyond the ceiling and stars...."

Fri, 06 Jun 2008 01:00:51 -0400

“Jordan is sitting down to tea with Mr. Tumnus and the Eternal Poker beyond the ceiling and stars. And that Office Space stapler guy is here too.10:10pm”

- Jordan Facebook

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Thu, 05 Jun 2008 14:54:30 -0400

"May 25 Isabele is sick and misses and loves her boyfriend so much.7:29am Isabele is sick and loves..."

Thu, 05 Jun 2008 14:52:00 -0400

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May 25
Isabele is sick and misses and loves her boyfriend so much.7:29am
Isabele is sick and loves her amazing boyfriend so much. 1:01pm
Isabele had fun today but is still sick and loves her bf so much. 9:14pm

May 26
Isabele is sick and loves her bf so much.8:56am
Isabele is feeling a bit better and can not wait to see her bf tommorrow who she loves so much.5:56pm

May 27
Isabele is in a great mood and had a good day at school and loves her bf so much.2:24pm
Isabele is feeling a bit better and had a great day at school and loves her bf so much.2:53pm

May 29
Isabele is bored and had a good day and loves her bf so much.3:58pm
Isabele has to wear a retainer and hates it , and had a good day and loves her amazing bf so much.5:15pm

May 31
Isabele can not wait until monday and loves her bf so much.7:29pm

June 1
Isabele can not wait until tommorrow and loves her bf so much.1:39pm

June 2
Isabele had a great day and loves her bf to death.2:25pm
Isabele has two and a half weeks left until graudation and is really going to miss all her friends and also her bf.4:31pm
Isabele has two and a half more weeks of school left and then graduates. I love you James Davis.6:53pm

June 4
Isabele has a few days of school left and then graduates June 21st and is really going to miss all her friends and also her boyfriend a lot over the summer.2:56pm

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- Facebook Mini-Feed

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Wed, 04 Jun 2008 18:42:18 -0400

"Ben says she said thats what she said I said! (Ben is pumping iron and laying by the pool HALLA!)."

Wed, 04 Jun 2008 18:20:00 -0400

“Ben says she said thats what she said I said! (Ben is pumping iron and laying by the pool HALLA!).”

- Ben Mo