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Sometimes people post interesting sounding Facebook statuses. I post them here. I am only partially exploiting these people.

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Mar
6th
Fri
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Lonna is meditating w. Max, the Crystal Skull! 8:05pm

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Meredith is mangrine oranges[[:. 10:10pm

Meredith is mangrine oranges[[:. 10:44pm

Meredith is pears[[:. 10:48pm

Meredith is :/ nervous and maybe scared bout weather :/. 10:53pm

Meredith is pears [[:. 11:19pm

Meredith is YOGURT! 2:09am

Jun
12th
Thu
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Trevor is A. drunk B. sober C. high B. all of the above. 1:14am
— SAT Preparation!
Jun
10th
Tue
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Drew is WORKING ON A MUSIC VIDEO!!!! 11:35pm
— Why so excited?
Jun
9th
Mon
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Michael - blood makes the grass grow green. 11:48pm
— I hope this isn’t true…
Jun
8th
Sun
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