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Sometimes people post interesting sounding Facebook statuses. I post them here. I am only partially exploiting these people.

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Jun
12th
Thu
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Trevor is A. drunk B. sober C. high B. all of the above. 1:14am
— SAT Preparation!
Jun
10th
Tue
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Drew is WORKING ON A MUSIC VIDEO!!!! 11:35pm
— Why so excited?
Jun
9th
Mon
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Michael - blood makes the grass grow green. 11:48pm
— I hope this isn’t true…
Jun
8th
Sun
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David is shootin’ chinamen! And not studying for his finals fuck the world. 11:31am
— David B.
Jun
7th
Sat
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Santiago I’m shaking I’m crying I think I’m slowly dying. 11:34pm
— Santiago Facebook